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douchebooking

The act of describing, in embarrassing detail, your personal DRAMA on the Walls of Facebook - much to the discomfort of all your "Friends."
Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.
by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010
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Doucheboater

The act of being a douche while in public
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up

Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.

A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.
Douche boater, asshat, douche conoe, douche, fucking fucker, pussy blocker, cunt, dickhead, fuckhead, assclown, doucheboater
by Mac daddy de March 13, 2010
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Duke of Douschebagery

The Duke is a guy who is the biggest dousche bag in the world and walks around being a dousche bag to everyone.
Hey here comes the Duke of Douschebagery.
by zb12 April 30, 2006
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douchebox

Like a douchebag, but more rigid. Intentionally annoying, rather than simply out of sheer stupidity.
I couln't sleep last night; every ten minutes another douchebox with a bass cannon in his trunk would come rolling down the street and wake up the neighborhood.
by Sinical July 24, 2012
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douchebox

a more correct term for douchebag, because douches come in boxes not bags. A guy who is full of him self, and does lame ass shit. a guy who uses and abuses the ladies.
"omg becky, we hooked up and he never called me back- that guy is such a douchebox"

"seriously dude you cant even buy your mom a mothersday card? your a douche box"

"he is such a box of douche, he totally ignored me at that party last night"
by justliv2 August 9, 2012
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douchebonner

to have a bonner while being a douche.
"wow look at that douchebonner!"
by King Citrus February 21, 2010
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Douschelord

Someone who is such a MAJOR dousche. Also who thinks he or she is cool
What the hell is Douschelord doing here?
by bootbutt1234567 May 26, 2010
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