Doucheperger

Doucheperger syndrome is distinguished by a pattern of symptoms rather than a single symptom. It is characterized by qualitative impairment in social interaction, by stereotyped and patterns of activities and interests. Intense preoccupation with one's own interests, one-sided verbosity, intense fascination with the smell of one's own farts, and generally being a complete douchebag are typical of the condition, but are not required for diagnosis.

There is no single treatment for Doucheperger syndrome, and the effectiveness of particular interventions is supported by only limited data. Intervention is generally not encouraged. Find some better friends.

He did what? Unbelievable! I think he's got doucheperger syndrome.

by captaincursor February 9, 2008

Douchekerchief

n. : reference to a kuffiyeh/scarf/large handkerchief worn around the neck by a guy who is usually also wearing any combination of a faux hawk, tight t-shirt, skinny jeans and or aviator glasses, etc., i.e. a douchebag… thus douchekerchief.

My bud: That party was cool but what was with that guy with the faux hawk and that thing around his neck?

Me: Oh yeah, the poser with the kuffiyeh or as I like to call it... the douchekerchief… cuz he was totes mcgoat a douchebag.

by Dragoncat14 May 2, 2010

doucheneer

When a group of individuals are being douches, the first to do so is the douchineer.

This all started with Frank. He's the doucheneer!

by ampercule August 14, 2011

Doucheimer

When you drink so much that you act like a douchebag, but don't remember it the next day.

Dude, you were such a doucheimer last night.

by Dum_Diddy August 26, 2011

Douchestrudel

A Douchestrudel is the dumbest form of douche,
The douchestrudel is the douche that says things so dumb you dont know weather to laugh or punch them in the face.

Joe: Hey come over and check out the chevelle I just bought

Douchestrudel: yo you should throw some 20's on that biotch.

Joe: speachless.

by chevychick94 September 29, 2011

DoucheSLRbag

A photographer gifted with reasonably sophisticated equipment but poor judgment and social skills, often also with mediocre (or worse) photography skills, who takes great pleasure of making an ass of himself not only in public but among other photographers. A DoucheSLRbag will approach you in public, not to be friendly, but to offer his critique on why he thinks you're not going to get good photographs. A DoucheSLRbag will also make use of Internet forums and social media in an attempt to call attention to how much better a photographer he thinks he is than others, but more often than not does a better job of calling attention to his own shriveled and shrunken skills in the field.

I was trying to take snapshots at a performance and some DoucheSLRbag interrupted me to tell me I'm doing it all wrong and with the wrong kind of camera.

by HaarvAard July 21, 2013

Douchelberry

A combination between a douche bag and a dingle berry.

Wow that guy is such a douchelberry.

by Sheriisboss January 28, 2014