douchestick

Variant of dipstick. An utterly ineffective boob - someone who always manages to foul up in clutch situations.

I was wide open in the end zone! Why didn't you throw me the ball, douchestick?

by lardlad February 15, 2007

douchster

The new breed of douchebag. A douchebag that wanna be a hipster because hipsters are now mainstream.

There is too much douchsters in here. Muscles, tribal tatoos and hispter glasses.

by KFA22 February 20, 2011

douchespecs

White-rimmed sunglasses worn by trailer-trash who live the sad illusion that they're celebrities in their own mental prison and look like Elton John in 1974. Usually accompanied by an attitude derived from a Jersey Shore cast member and a '93 Dodge Neon.

"Hey, Phil, see Mike over there?", "Which one's Mike?", "He's the one wearing the douchespecs over there. See?", "Oh, those corny white rim sunglasses?", "No deeh, Ralph. Do you see any other Mike?"

by Hoorf July 18, 2012

Douchesse

A female douchebag.

Look at the douchesse, she got orange fake tan, fake two tone blond hair and a duck face!

by SyllyGrrl1 December 19, 2010

douchette

The female equivalent of a douchebag

Person A: "So we're dancing and she's telling me how hot I am. So I go to the bathroom and when I come back she's blowing some other guy!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"

by Darkman84 April 5, 2008

Douchestrudel

A Douchestrudel is the dumbest form of douche,
The douchestrudel is the douche that says things so dumb you dont know weather to laugh or punch them in the face.

Joe: Hey come over and check out the chevelle I just bought

Douchestrudel: yo you should throw some 20's on that biotch.

Joe: speachless.

by chevychick94 September 29, 2011

douchetopia

This egocentric wonderland is a museum of six-packs, bulging biceps, boobs, ass, oversized televisions, cars, girlfriends, boyfriends, one night stands, houses, and all together a series of "I'm better than you" road signs. The signs are often strangely appealing and offensive at the same time. Beware of douchetop it's a path of greatly inflated self-worth and a precocious ability to be unaware of other people's problems. While these things on the surface seem appealing... It often results in the person not being cool after all. The douchebag's greatest desire from the start.

Pedro "hey harry want to hit the gym later?"

Harry "Nah man, that place is a total douchetopia."

by Liqa Madiqa December 27, 2011