douchepickle

A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.

Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"

Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"

by mamamele November 21, 2009

douchedick

A male who always tries to be better that another male in every way. Also a guy who blocks your cock so he can try only to fail in the end.

Hot girl "Hey adam i love your shirt"
adam "thanks, can i get your number"
Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"
adam "fuckin douchedick"

by EdgarMayneeeeeeee January 30, 2008

doucherocket

douche douchebag: A rocket propelled douchebag. A douche with an extra kick. Douchebag alternative.

"Johnny is such a flaming doucherocket"

by Alexandra Cannon January 26, 2005

Douchebook

Another name for a netbook. (Small portable laptop designed primarily for access to the Internet.) Term can also be used for any sized Macbook.

"Hey guys i got my self a netbook!"

"Don't you mean a douchebook....you douche"

by Fu$e November 28, 2009

douchefuck

an absolute, total douchebag but to the next degree

Hey u fuckin douchefuck

by Jason109825 August 4, 2006

Douchecockington the Third

The Act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.

"Jordan was such a Douchecockington the Third last night I thought he bought out Microsoft last night."

by roflwaffle08 December 9, 2008

doucheroni

Macaroni and Cheese that is being eaten by a douchebag. Also part of a common saying (refer to 2nd example below) that implies that the person being spoken to is acting like a douchebag.

1. Look at that douchebag eating his doucheroni.
2. Stop eating so much doucheroni!

by baltimoron March 11, 2008