doucheyness

The state or condition of showing douche like behavior.

Franny was on top of her doucheyness when she cut off that guy in during rush hour.

by ByMyLastBreath March 13, 2008

Douchess

A Douchess(a girl version of a douche) in which you call a girl when she's being worst than a dumbass. Instead of calling her a douche,u call her a douchess(it's more feminen).

ex: Girl 1: Ashlinn was talkin shit about you today to that hot guy Brad.
Girl 2: Are u serious?,that fuckin' Douchess!.

by Danneel February 25, 2008

douchenelle

A category of jerk boys, specifically those with red hair, acid tongues and quick tempers.

A Douchenelle is a poison apple that doesn't fall far from its rotten tree

by aosm March 7, 2010

doucheboss

An arrogant, pompous authority figure (most likely your direct-supervisor) who believes they are way cooler than they actually are.

"Did you notice that our manager, Pauly D, has been using a lot more hair gel lately?"
"Yeah, and with that new BMW, he's totally become a doucheboss."

by KKDC5 September 8, 2011

doucheiest

The fact of being the epitome of a douche, douchey, or a douchebag.

That guy is so douchey, a real D-bag. No, he is the doucheiest guy I’ve ever met!

by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015

Douchenism

The act of completely dedicating oneself to being a douche to almost biblical levels. For most, being fully dedicated to douchenism is so engrained that they don't even realise their own membership has been bought, paid for and passed on to their offsprings, all while making any other members of society, (particularly non douchenists), groan in pain with every action they take.

Jim, "Look at that guy pushing in line at the ATM. I decree that he prays at the alter of douchenism."
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"

by HRabbit November 28, 2017

douchenuts

Someone who is beyond the regular level of douche. So much of a douche that you are the nuts of a douche. Derived from the word doughnut.

What EXACTLY is this guy wearing??? Buttoned, over a button-up shirt?? With all the arms pushed up? What a douchenuts!!!!!

by Aasim Syed May 23, 2008