douchecanoe

it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.

“omg he’s such a douchecanoe for cheating on you”

by bischtiddies February 23, 2019

El Doucherino

The king of all douches, dousche quiefs, douche bags, etc.

Greg is the El Doucherino of doucherton.

by Douche master May 3, 2008

Douchebigalo

Someone who is such a gigantic douche bag, but still manages to pull massive amounts of tail.

What the fuck! He must have a baby's arm in his pants cause he is definitely a douchebigalo.

by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008

douchekittery

To take part in an act seen as lame or stupid.

"That's too much douchekittery for me."

by LauraBo May 15, 2009

Douchecity

A city that is filled with and run by douche bags.

Cleveland is such a douchecity!!

by J.B.C. September 7, 2007

douchebanker

Species indigenous to New York City nightlife. Usually, he is (always a he) unmarried with oodles of disposable income, which he spends on expensive bottles in order to attract golddiggers.

Patrick Bateman is a douchebanker.

by Andy565 July 1, 2007

Douchebanger

Some one who is a fuck up, slow, retarded, or screws others over. All derogatory words fit this word.

That guy is such a Douchebanger!

by MisterTim December 10, 2009