douchecape

An "Affliction" T-shirt according to Joel McHale of E!'s The Soup. Could most certainly be used for other shirts as well.

"These guys who wear the shirts with "Affliction" written across it, or as i like to call them, Douchecapes. Yeah man, i get it, Affliction. You're afflicted"

by the Ignominious Dr. Pokey Ocho February 22, 2009

douchecut

where your hair is slightly spiked in the front

did u see will
yeah he has the douchiest douchecut ever...other than my brother

by klkjjkdskjld September 25, 2011

ass douchecanoe

your little brother or sister

That ass douchecanoe went into my room.

by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010

douchecano

n. An erupting volcano of douchiness.

We left the frat party because it was about to turn into a douchecano.

by DeSlice January 4, 2012

doucheburger

variant of douchebag and douchenozzle

My friend Joseph is a total doucheburger sometimes.

by crack sammich September 6, 2008

douchebucket

1) a bucket of douche.
2) someone who's being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.

"we should boil them in a vat of hot chocolate."
"douchebuckets?"
"yup. all of them."
"i don't think that would taste very good."

by scissorbot April 20, 2008

Douchecape

Any one of the iconio popular T-shirts made famous by celebrities stupid enough to spend $300.00 on a silk screened t-shirt normal people buy at Target for 9.99.

Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it

Ed: That Ashton Kutcher looks cool in that Affliction T-shirt, I'm gonna buy one too so I'll be cool like him

Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.

by ManicMike March 27, 2009