[Doucheberg]

Being a giant Douche, So to speak, as large as an Iceberg.

Dude, Stop being a Doucheberg.

by harry_pujols June 9, 2007

douche beard

A pencil thin beard. Sometimes refered to as "Chin Straps". This beard is often worn by douche bags that wear hats turned 3/4s backwards and drive imported right-hand drive cars in north america.

This Guy: Look at that kid over there, not only is he a right hand douche he is also rocking a douche beard.

That Guy: Wow.

by thatguy?thisguy! March 20, 2009

Douchebear

someone who pretends to be bisexual, someone who preteds to believe in something, but really doesn't and then is a complete hypocrit concerning those beliefs, dresses like a fag, and gets his stupid asshole friend to call someone else names. Basically a huge fake asshole who won't go anywhere in life.

Man1: I believe in solipisim.

Man2: Shut up you stupid douchebear!

by TenThousandThrones January 4, 2010

doucheberry

DoucheBerry - (doosh-bair-ee)
Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...

Man check out that "doucheberry" over there in the sauna. Is the call really THAT important?

by Sapling Thomas February 26, 2008

Doucheberry bush

A theoretical place where douches(as in people) come from.

Tom looks like he was picked off the doucheberry bush when he wears that sweater.

by Taco14 April 8, 2009

douche beard

A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.

I love Andy Samberg but I wish he'd get a proper beard or get rid of his douche beard

by DawsonPugh March 2, 2022

DoucheBrad

A dude that get your hopes up about selling something that OBVIOUSLY KICKS ASS for a stupid cheap price and then flaking out. Rather intentional or otherwise...

Dude, don't be a doucheBrad!

by Officer Nail May 15, 2015