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douchebaggerey

A negative term used to describe someone in the act or acting like a douchebag. The act of being or acting like a douchebag twat dipshit bro
Dude... Do you see that flat rimmed hat wearing Bro shittastic fucktard with the emo pants. That is some serious douchebaggerey right there.
by MARK MACFARLANE July 31, 2007
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Douchebaggery

The act of bearing more than one Boise State University flag on ones vehicle
"Look Douchebaggery!"
"Where!?"
"Over there! The dude with all the flags on his car!"
by Vandalism November 25, 2009
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Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery

The use of tattoos as an indicator of douchebaggery in men. Those with tattoos containing any color other than black have a high probability of being a douche. Those with tattoos containing only black ink are included in the douche category if any of those tattoos are in the form of an armband. Tattooless individuals are in the safe category unless those individuals can also be identified as metrosexual, which then puts them at extremely high risk for committing douchebaggery.
"Molly, you’d better steer clear of that guy. His lame ass sports logo tattoos and tribal armband put him on the high risk list as defined by the Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery, and just make him look like a tool."
by JeepGirl09 October 24, 2012
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Douchebagery

The actual act, or actions of what could be considered you being a douchebag. Mostly identified with men with small man's syndrome, small penis syndrome, steroid use, Ed Hardy t-shirts, Affliction clothing, or Tap Out t-shirts.
"Hey Bob, you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt going to every girl in the bar and hitting on them?"

Bob: "Yeah, i can't believe some girls actualy fall for that guy and all his douchebagery"
by Master Deluxe February 4, 2010
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Writ of Douchebaggery

As mentioned on "The Daily Show with John Stewart."

An imaginary document that gives one the right to be a Douchebag without harmful consequences. However it must be invoked or the individual who fails to invoke it can and will be subjected to harsh punishment from those offended. Without the invocation of the Writ, the Douchebag holds no rights, and no protective measures will be taken to prevent harm to their genitals.
Due to the fact that Doug had failed to invoke the Writ of Douchebaggery before Donkey Punching his girlfriend, he woke up in the middle of the night to find his testicals in a vice.
by Wu's Ya Daddy January 29, 2005
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ultimate douchebaggery

adj: when someone does something so out of line and so offensive, it surpasses the definition of plain ol' douchebaggery.

see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
Amy: holy shit, did that really just happen??!! again?!

Ashley: WTF!

Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
by ae123456 September 14, 2009
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douchebagery

Being up to his usual douchebagery, old Bill called his wife to pick him up from the poker game early.
by Dawson27 September 11, 2007
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