(n): When a person, most often a male, performs an act so exquisitely wrong and disappointing but does it in a very fashionable way.
He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.
"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."
"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."
by Reeka Aguas February 8, 2008
Get the Tasteful Douchebaggary mug.Of or like a douchebag. Exhibiting qualities that are douchebag-like, such is to say void of any sense of "cool", highly unpleasant, usually male, often showing a excess of confidence, jerkyiness, prickishness and complete lack or awareness that they are personifying a douchebag.
- "Hey man, wanna go to that new bar?"
- "Naw bro, it's way too douchebaggy, with all the $2 jaegerbomb slamming types running around thumping their chests."
- "The scene is way too douchebaggy for my tastes. All they play is Nickeback and Creed all the damn time... and everyone's always screaming "jaegerbombs bro!"
- "Naw bro, it's way too douchebaggy, with all the $2 jaegerbomb slamming types running around thumping their chests."
- "The scene is way too douchebaggy for my tastes. All they play is Nickeback and Creed all the damn time... and everyone's always screaming "jaegerbombs bro!"
by Jeff Howard June 28, 2007
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A declaration sent to friends via email, text or said in person when someone...
1. selfishly chooses going out with a guy or gal for a date over doing an activity with friends. Especially when it is one of the friend's birthday.
2. Forgets to do something or be somewhere with his or her friends.
3. does something selfish rather than helping his friends or others.
4. Shows up late to an event.
5. Shows up late and makes everyone else late for an event.
6. does not show up to an event scheduled by friends.
7. eats all of the food without sharing.
8. gets so drunk that he or she becomes belligerent and incomprehensible, and yells profanity in public places.
9. Hogs the microphone at Karaoke.
10. wants to go to places or eat at places only he or she wants to go to.
11. tells his or her friends not to go to an event, but in turn, goes to the event anyway.
1. selfishly chooses going out with a guy or gal for a date over doing an activity with friends. Especially when it is one of the friend's birthday.
2. Forgets to do something or be somewhere with his or her friends.
3. does something selfish rather than helping his friends or others.
4. Shows up late to an event.
5. Shows up late and makes everyone else late for an event.
6. does not show up to an event scheduled by friends.
7. eats all of the food without sharing.
8. gets so drunk that he or she becomes belligerent and incomprehensible, and yells profanity in public places.
9. Hogs the microphone at Karaoke.
10. wants to go to places or eat at places only he or she wants to go to.
11. tells his or her friends not to go to an event, but in turn, goes to the event anyway.
He chooses going on a date with a girl than hang out with his friends on his friend's birthday??!! I declare DOUCHEBAGGERY!!!!
by JAR8 August 30, 2010
Get the Douchebaggery mug.When your ex is a complete douche and they keep coming back trying to worm their way into your life after you've dumped them for their repeated douchebaggery; They try to prohibit you from moving on to a better relationship with a non-douche.
They tend to pop up just as you seem to be moving on. They are hard to get rid of.
They tend to pop up just as you seem to be moving on. They are hard to get rid of.
by Valfral March 22, 2013
Get the Douchebaggage mug.Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, usually a restaurant manager, he'll schmooze people he deems he can gain from and be a motherfucker to his workers. Probably has genital warts.
"So work was going fine, right up til Steve showed up treating everyone like shit, he's such a douchebaggio!"
by Philllipp McCracken October 28, 2013
Get the douchebaggio mug.Someone who "bags" douches. Douchebaggers prowl the streets keeping douches in their place. They target douches that seem to be disturbing others with their blatant douchebaggery. After the douche has been put into submission, it is common practice to hogtie them and dump them in a nearby river or dumpster.
Douchebagger #1: Hey man, see that douche over there in the Hollister shirt and the sideways baseball cap?
Douchebagger #2: Yeah, what a douche.
Douchebagger #1: Let's bag him!
Douchebagger #2: Hell yeah!
Douchebagger #2: Yeah, what a douche.
Douchebagger #1: Let's bag him!
Douchebagger #2: Hell yeah!
by KangarooTaco May 18, 2010
Get the Douchebagger mug.Also known as DOTHO. Most often exclaimed whilst thrusting arm vertically pointing skyward with the index finger. Fairly self explanatory: extremely advanced douchebaggery. Carl Saganesque level douchebaggery. If douchebaggery was grade school Earth Science, DOTHO would be Advanced Quantum AstroPhysics III.
by BJ Himself February 3, 2009
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