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double dutch

smoking 2 different strains, dead opps, or oregano mixed with weed , in a blunt.
i could kill this man, and mix him wit the runtz, now that’sa double dutch
by ill Blacky October 10, 2020
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Double dutch

It can be referred to as having a big butt or a round butt
"Damn bro, this one chick is DOUBLE DUTCH"
by FlomFlom January 18, 2022
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Double Dutch

A made up language in which an “op” is placed before every vowel sound.
tropee - tree
Tr op ee

Only 1 op because the “ee is one vowel sound.
Opi hopope yopou openjopoy lopernoping thopis lopanguaopage.
Hopellopo, thopis opis hopow yopou spopeak dopoboble doputch
Hello, this is how you speak double Dutch
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Double Dutch

When the same text message from two minutes ago alerts you again.
“Yeah hold on I think my phone went off again. Ugh never mind, it was a double Dutch.”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”
by WrXpace September 4, 2022
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When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.
"Let's just go Double Dutch. It's free if we want it to be. Desert is on the house!"
by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025
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Double Dutch

When you're double penetrated by two Dutch men in The Netherlands in a windmill while you wear wooden shoes. Wind turbine also works from an accredited source.
99 year old Agatha hadn't visited her home since WWII. She traveled back to the Netherlands to see that things have DRASTICALLY changed.

She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
by KentuckyFaceSit November 20, 2025
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Double-dutch

by Moon Ultra December 22, 2009
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