Drift King

RTGame Daniel's title in college

1: Hey Daniel you wanna play some Mario Kart?
2: What are you thinking, challenging Daniel? He was crowned Drift King!

by JayPG April 20, 2021

The Drift King

A title awarded to the finest of Mario Kart players, specifically ones in college. There is only one drift king to this day. He goes by the name of RTGame.

RTGame: "They used to call me the drift king back in college."
Random person: "Sir this is a Tesco"

by gay.sea.otter August 14, 2021

DORITO INHALER

When you crush Doritos into a fine powder, then snort them and get the weirdest high that might include Jesus Shrek and a Mtn. Dew waterfall.

Imma poor teenager and cant afford real drugs, so Imma DORITO INHALER !!!!!!

by RESPECTABLE KOREAN October 25, 2017

Tramp drifting

to participate in the motorsport of drifting on a very low budget. Most tramp drifters use "tramps"/"trampers" that cost a few hundred pounds, and are often not road legal such as old BMW`s, Sierras, Volvos, etc but with a few modifications can be just as competetive as high cost drift cars in the right hands.
Stripped interiors, welded differentials and cut springs are a common features among tramp drift cars

I got a Sierra to go Tramp Drifting until I can afford a better track car.

by tarmac surfer September 7, 2009

Stoner Drifting

The inability to control the wandering capabilities of your body. Usually involves complete lack of focus and/or a destination. Stoner Drifting most likely begins just after or within an hour after smoking. Most participants don't even realize it is happening until they find themselves thinking, "What the fuck am I doing over here?".

I have no idea why I am in the laundry room, but that was some extreme Stoner Drifting.

by Leo Dicaprio November 10, 2010

google drift

To drift aimlessly between subjects of interest, by finding them accidentally on a web search for something else.

"I was looking for information on the Holocaust and I found a lot of neat sites with historical facts about Germany."
"Oh, so you were google drifting."

by Hazybear December 24, 2005

Tapatio Doritos

The greatest tasting tortilla chips known to mankind. Watch out though, they're highly addictive. You may find yourself eating 2 whole large bags in one sitting, even if you aren't stoned.

Ryan:Dude this is my 5th bag of tapatio doritos this week.
Brandon: That's it? I'm on my 8th.
Ryan: I'll be right back, I'm going to winco for more!

by odo55 April 5, 2013