Doppelwänger

Your identical twin of a penis. Exactly the same dimensions, skin tone and "flaccid to hard" growth velocity. Similar to Joey from Friends hand twin, only it's your man-junk.

Everybody has one.

"This dick is your dick, this dick is my dick, oh wait , that's your dick, no wait it's my dick"

Brad and Chad stood at urinals...

Brad: OMG, dude - I think we're Doppelwängers!!

Chad: Dude, what's a Doppelwänger?

Brad: Dude! We have identical dicks!

Chad: Dude... That's Rad!

by Matty2Fatty June 16, 2021

doppelwhacker

N. mastubatory doppelganger / lookalike.

One who is a physical stand-in for a sexual fantasy - a lookalike that one can whack off to while maintaining a fantasy of the original. The doppelganger is an innocent victim of your chudding tempest, by the way.

That poor girl. If she only knew that you stumbled across a porn lookalike ...

I was browsing some porn on the weekend, and I came across a complete doppelwhacker for my hot guidance counselor. I squeezed one out in less than a minute.

by minmi November 30, 2011

Doppelranger

Pronounced with a hard G, it is your evil, red-headed twin.

"What happened last night?"
"My doppelranger showed up and lit the place on fire."

by iv_chosen1 November 11, 2011

Doppelbanger

When you have sex with someone that looks significantly like your recent ex.

Maybe she has a distinct type or perhaps she's having some trouble getting over her ex, either way that guy she was with last night is a straight up doppelbanger.

by The Flying Camel January 26, 2018

Dopplewänger

Same as doppelgänger but for wangs

That stripper is my husbands Dopplewänger.

by ____mdbm___ August 9, 2018

Doppelganger effect

A causality exists in which after spending enough time with your best friend you start to dress, look, act, and eventually think the same as each other.

“Notice how those two guys sitting together on the bus have the same sunglasses, rings, haircuts, phone brand, shoes, etc. That’s the doppelganger effect. And look in the seats behind them are two girls who dress, tilt their heads and even laugh exactly like each other too”

by mogydee May 26, 2020

doppelmasker

A person you spot in a public place who you think might be your friend – but you're not sure, because their face is partially covered by a mask.

Is that my friend Olivia, or just a doppelmasker?

by amymapsmith April 18, 2021