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Advernounjective

Officially it is poop or the act of a bowel movement, but it is also popularly used as an expletive, or any other verb, noun, or word. Best said whilst acting retarded with a retarded voice. Generally followed by "I wuv U" and a hugging gesture, also acted out retardedly.
Dookie!! (Hello)
Dookie! (Ouch)
Dookie (Shut the hell up)
Dookie (I'm Thirsty)
Aaron why do you have that constipated look on your face? You look like you need to take a Dookie.
Dookie by Mike January 3, 2004
as most people know it, to dookie is to shit, but now, dookie has become an insult, an annoyance, a petty thing to say at the most random of all times, just try it.
Say someone just did something stupid,u go up to them, make a hand gesture, preferably the action of putting your right palm in between ur forearm, and bicep, moving ur arm back and forth with ur hand pointing forward, ur whole arm at 45 degree angle, and simply saying,"You have just been dookied on."
Another use would be if something serious were going on, and to eliminate all seriousness from the situation, you scream DOOKIE!!!, in a very high-pitched voice.
dookie by Timothy Jonathan April 25, 2006
"He wore the Dookie when we met Queen Elizabeth/Asked her was she jealous, she said 'A little bit'." - Ugly Duckling, from "I did it like this," see also "Eye on the Gold Chain"

"Dookie braids was a aid to the sex appeal" - Pharcyde from "oh shit"
Dookie by Giuseppe October 3, 2003
Dookie comes from the mis-pronounced word "Deuce". Deuce means "two". Taking a deuce means taking a number two, or pooping. That is why people today call it "dookie"
Taking a Dook (Deuce) or dookie (deuce).
dookie by Lord Baddkitty February 23, 2007
Dookie
Poo or feces many different types wet dry diarrhoea constipation and lots more...
Hey dookie face get away from me now or I will dookie on u
Dookie by Pooooooooofy June 24, 2018
a dookie, is like a poop but in a more slang and rural voice & tone.
Going to take a fat dookie”
Ugh, i’ve had to dookie all day
dookie by smashingofthepumpkins September 23, 2018