Yankee Dankee Doodle Shite 

n. a person who's shit at a certain skill, or a flat-out asshole.

Gordon Ramsay: Fock off you, you useless fucking sack of yankee dankee doodle shite...

Yankee Dankee Doodle Shite by thewhitewenderstrikesback January 30, 2025

yankee doodles 

The anxiety one feels upon overhearing someone say something 'patriotic' that in reality, is terrifying.

The political heebie-jeebies.

"Usually I can just tune out Dale's rants about China but when he suggested Glen Beck run for president I got the yankee doodles."

Marcia: I might have voted for John McCain but there was just something in his smile that gave me the yankee doodles.

Louis: You base who you vote for off of their smiles? It's people like you who insist on beauty pageant elections that give me the yankee doodles.

yankee doodles by Bughat June 1, 2010

Yankee Doodled

When a person tries to mock the United States with a song or name but instead Americans embrace it.

Jim: hey man, did you hear the song "Keep Your Rifle by Your Side" from Farcry 5? It's apparently supposed to make fun of us, but I've just embraced it. Ubisoft really Yankee Doodled this one.

Bob: Yeah I know, but I love the song, I really connect to it.

Yankee Doodled by KatothePotato June 18, 2021

yankee doodler 

It's when you eat al dente macaroni off the erect phallus of a gentleman stripper.

Do you add salt to the pasta water in which you cook the macaroni for the Yankee Doodler, or is that considered poor form?

yankee doodler by The Yankee Doodler Enjoyer June 13, 2022

Brazilian Yankee Doddle 

When a Girl Saves a year supplies of used tampons lights them on fire and throws them outside at people.

Dave: “Did you hear what Jessica did last night?”
Tony: “No what happened?”
Dave: “She lit all her tampons on fire and threw them outside! Her first Brazilian Yankee Doddle!”

Brazilian Yankee Doddle by XXXTENMAURYEL November 16, 2021

Yankee Doodler 

It's when you eat macaroni off the erect phallus of a gentleman stripper.

Do you put salt in the boiling water for your pasta before you use it in the yankee doodler, or not?

Yankee Doodler by The Yankee Doodler Enjoyer June 13, 2022