doober

An individual that reaches an elevated state of consciousness via the use of marijuana.

Mom: "Why are your eyes always red?"
Me: "I'm a doober"

by Lowgun17 November 25, 2021

Doober

Contraction of doob and hoover. When the doob must doob the hoover he call it a doober.

"Take the doober."

by doob-head December 1, 2021

Doober

Adj; generally used to describe someone as "goofy".

another word for "goober"

Hey Dude look at that Doober over there

by BlancCat December 12, 2022

Doober

When your girlfriend is being a doo doo head and a goober at the same time

My girlfriend is being such a doober today

by XXXGPSIMSXXXX March 26, 2023

Doober

A lovely bear that deserves a kiss on the nose.

Doober also tend to really like chicken.

Hey doober, I really like your face!

by Colin F Song November 12, 2025

Doober-Zyt

N. 1. A legendary fruit native to the southern regions of Africa known by some for its ability to give immortality if squirted in the face, smells very potent and location is unknown.
2. A person without hair, of a larger size that falls down often.
3. Slang term for scrawny, weaker, pre-mature males who must maintain defensive posture to make up for their unusually small penis size.
V. 1. To live forever in a matter of speaking.
2. To perform gay acts in the face of danger.

N. The monkey with its magnificent aim, was able to make a fly trapped in a spider web immortal with the kiss of the Doober-Zyt.
He was a sad little fella who drove a Saturn and spoke with a stutter, scared of girls while flabbergasted around them, but then again he did have his German ancestry of the Germanic heritage of the Doober-Zyts.
V. The super hero rescued countless civilians, and saved the day on many occasions, but as the meteor approached he found the need to shine his latex uniform and Doober-Zyt the day.

by Cory Strawbridge September 6, 2004

doober-doo

A cute animal. A pet name (like dear, or sweetie.)

Bonnie Sue is such a little doober-doo!

by Jeshikah December 7, 2006