donking

when you fuck a donkey

#donking

by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019

drive by monkeying

when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.

last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!

by frank valente October 22, 2006

Donkofingers

Adopted from the korean language meaning rectum. So donkofingers means the movement of plummeting the fingers in and out of the rectum or rubbing the lips.

Menis made my butt sore by using her donkofingers on me.

by raeweenenis August 6, 2008

barrel monkeying

To go off half-cocked or in a willy nilly sort way. A combination of barreling through something and monkeying around.

Most commonly used in an MMORPG while dungeon crawling with a large group whose members who may be apt to act like Leeroy Jenkins and get everyone killed.

"Ok when we get in to Blackwing Lair just stay put and don't go barrel monkeying around in there."

by Harvey Lopez December 10, 2008

Donnying

To masturbate while taking a bath.

guy 1: Why does uncle phil need 3 baths a day?

guy 2: BEcause Uncle phil does the donny 3 times a day.

Guy 1: WOW, He sure likes donnying alot.

guy 2: he sure does

Guy 1: you can say that again Guy 2.

guy 2: He sure does...

by the Donner January 27, 2011

monkeying around

A Angry monkey is when a transgender that is a old women fucks you in the butt and puts lotion in there to make it Seemed like they cumed

My mother Monkeying around Me

by Jearled monks May 6, 2017

donkeyrinse

An idiot who doesn't realize that Jeep is made by Chrysler, not GM.

Hey, look, donkeyrinse is a fucking idiot. He added a definition of "Jeep" and claimed that they were made by General Motors. What a goddamned fucking moron!

by BrianKythri January 31, 2007