Dolphin Plop

A turd that is so buoyant, that the entire mass submerges causing a first plop. Eventually reemerging, as would a dolphin, causing further ploppage that may cause rectal slpashage.

Jimmy, dont sky bomb! You might dolphin plop!

by Dolphin Plopper May 31, 2015

dolphin noise

The way to censor expletives in Bikini Bottom

Spongebob: Hi Patrick, how the *dolphin noise* are ya?
Patrick: Pretty *dolphin noise* good, Spongebob!

by GameGrumpsFan January 24, 2016

Mud Dolphin

White girl that has leveled up from mud shark because she was DP'd in her blow hole.

Hey do you know that girl Maddie?
Yeah why?
She is a total mud dolphin.

by MMM123 October 24, 2012

Blue Dolphin on the Rocks

A new way for a designated driver to order a water in a bar/club and not apper to be a total tool to the hot a$$ girls nearby.

Hey man, can I get a Blue Dolphin on the Rocks?

by Raider Tex October 9, 2009

Dolphinately

Hella rad way to say "definately "

Woman 1: "Hey, do you like that guys beard?"
Woman 2: "most dolphinately!"

by TurtleLover♡666 February 5, 2017

Flogging the dolphin

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.

Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.

by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013

dolphin laid

when a male falls asleep while receiving a handjob.

"So I was at a party last night with this girl and i was so high that i fell asleep while receiving a handjob," Jordan said.

"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.

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by pvb1012 October 9, 2009