hand dooker

Basically a hand job as used as a last resort or as barter or trade.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.

Friend: What happened with you and Julie?

"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead

" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".

by DJBELLTOWER June 4, 2014

Bukkake Dockers

When 1 man accepts all the cum from a group of men inside ones own foreskin during a "docking" party.

I was peeing out sideways from having Bukkake Dockers

by KaxMlein February 1, 2021

honky donkers

Another word for mommy milkers, or what other may call flesh bags, boobies, the twins or two faced tata sisters.

damn I wish I had bigger honky donkers

by Gcickg July 21, 2021

Double Dry Docker

Turd so big both ends extend above water line.

crushed the shitter with a double dry docker

by UAScrappy March 13, 2019

doiker

a replacement for any noun, to be used when one can't be bothered thinking of the proper word to use.

"get me another beer" can be replaced with "get me another doiker"

by jafffa June 27, 2007

dockers arm

A poo so big and thick it resembles the arm of a dock worker.

Jeez - I just had a dump the size of a dockers arm

by Winston Sausages July 3, 2008

Dockers cowboy

A male victim of business casual. Dockers cowboy most often pairs the pants that are the eponym of his species with plaid collared shirts, often of the short sleeved variety. While frequently an engineer, Dockers cowboy may also be a public accountant or a retail store manager. Dockers cowboy's immunity to fashion sense is an extreme, if unwitting, expression of heterosexuality.

Jane, why don't you ask Dockers cowboy what see-or-die activity involving a ball he will be watching on his large-screen television this weekend?

by E. Ponymous May 14, 2011