Dougie Split

When your share of an even split is only ten percent

My mother promised my 5 siblings and I to share the proceeds of the sale of her home, but I only received a Dougie Split.

by RatedHComedy July 7, 2022

Dougie Style

To do something better than anyone else, or in a way that seeks to attain the level of perfection that only a bad as mother fucker like Doug can do.

"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of envy, or to slam back
dougie style, --that is the answer.--"

by Douglas Williams November 21, 2006

the dougie

slang termination in texas areas used for penis.

I hit em wit the dougie, hit em from behind.

by jermaine p September 2, 2006

Dougie Downer

In correlation with "Debbie Downer." A term used to describe a male who is being a downer. Also used to define any male possessing any negative traits such as being cheap, anti-social, apprehensive, and downright aggravating to be around. They don't take many risks and they are normally scared to do anything that bends the rules. Someone being a Dougie Downer is someone you can't have any fun with.

Mike, stop being such a Dougie Downer man, you sound like you have a stick up your butt.

by Anti-Downer Regulator July 20, 2010

dugick

a dugick is somone who appears to be retarded and upon further observation is even more retarded then you thought. dugick is someone who lives in a 300,000 dollar house and thinks he is a full blown redneck. if you are walking in close range of a dugick beware, for he will walk in front of you and slow down just to piss you off. if you tell this dugick to get out of your way then he will respond by saying "what" at which point you start laphing hystarically and care no longer because retards are funny.

"dugick! get out of my way or walk faster"
"what"
"ha! ha! nevermind"

by manbearpig69 April 12, 2008

Dougie

A major fuck up of epic proportions.

Oh my god you've dropped a huge dougie

by Mr Potato Muncher July 31, 2016

Dougie

A guy who is addicted to nictone, loves chicken wings and pizza and can burp the entire alphabet while taking out a whole COD team.

A Dougie is the man that women dream about.

by hotdogcow7 January 26, 2020