by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025
Get the Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutzmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025
Get the Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutzmug. by Bumi-z December 26, 2021
Get the Bambzled in distressmug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Distress Stutte rsRuined It FOr Me<.7.9.7.6>mug. Person 1: Hey did you see that new James Cameron film where the guy needed to be saved by that badass chick
Person 2:Yeah I did, He's a daniel in distress rather than being the hero of the story
Person 2:Yeah I did, He's a daniel in distress rather than being the hero of the story
by daniel needs saving February 19, 2019
Get the daniel in distressmug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Psychopath Stroke Called Distressed Stutter & Psychosomatic Suspects<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Refers to either of two similarly-unhealthful "wound up" conditions:
(1) The fiercely-strong "internal burning" and obsessive determination that Indiana Jones had felt ever since he was a boy to recover the Cross of Coronado and donate it to Marcus Brody's museum for display in their collection of Spanish antiquities.
(2) Frustration/tedium-provoked high blood pressure, heart-palpitations, etc. suffered by a feverishly-aggravated returnable-containers collector who is repeatedly compelled to laboriously shake/rinse out slimy globs of rotted lime from each and every discarded Corona Light bottle that he comes across.
(1) The fiercely-strong "internal burning" and obsessive determination that Indiana Jones had felt ever since he was a boy to recover the Cross of Coronado and donate it to Marcus Brody's museum for display in their collection of Spanish antiquities.
(2) Frustration/tedium-provoked high blood pressure, heart-palpitations, etc. suffered by a feverishly-aggravated returnable-containers collector who is repeatedly compelled to laboriously shake/rinse out slimy globs of rotted lime from each and every discarded Corona Light bottle that he comes across.
Why can't beer-imbibers just add lemon juice to their bottled drinks 'stedda stuffin' in huge chunks of whole limes?! I mean, don't get me wrong, now --- I **do indeed** deeply appreciate it when generous folks around town give me their huge "after da party" piles of empties to cash in, but still... I am soooooo totally gonna get a major case of coronary distress (not to mention carpel tunnel syndrome if I hafta keep abusin' my poor weak wrists) from my agonized shakin' out of all da 0%!$&#!@ fruit-blobs from every single bleepin' one of all these narrow-necked bottles here, not to mention havin' to also slosh-rinse each bottle afterwards in my water-filled 5-gallon plastic bucket here, to remove da stinky-moldy pulp-residues! (Sorry, but I respect the hard-workin’ redemption-center staff far too much to give them filthy-messy bottles, thank you very much!) And THEN of course, I’m also gonna hafta CLEAN UP ALL DA SLOPPY ROTTEN CITRUS-CLUMPS outta my door-yard after I get done processing my returnables, so that visitors don't slip on them or track in yuckies onto my nice clean carpet!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Get the coronary distressmug.