Distant by choice

Leaving the surroundings of bullshit believing from a naive point of view.

Choosing to leave the situation before I slap the fuck out of you

Garfield began to think of “distant by choice” because the dog was being a complete fucknut.

by Griizxx July 1, 2019

distant learning

The worst thing to ever exist

Daring quarantine for 2020 we need to do distant learning

by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 4, 2021

DistantNeko

A person who is typically described as a weeb. A NEET as well. People who are described as this likely haven't gone outside in over 6 months. With a crippling addiction to hentai and masturbating to boot. They also are more than likely obese and have several heart diseases.

Ew, it's a DistantNeko. Have you even gone outside? Nasty ass.

by NekoAngel October 17, 2021

distant4180

He plays osu!
Be like Distant.

No way it's distant4180 bully him guys

by Distant4180 July 23, 2022

Distant-acquaintance

A distant acquaintance is someone who you wish to fuck the ever-living shit out of on a regular basis and who one day you will want to marry.

I heard Helayna wants Arius to be her distant-acquaintance

by BilBiowero454432tonk February 11, 2023

Distantos

Board games with small pieces; not child safe

My little brother can’t play Distantos with me and my friends.

by Evthewordmaster June 2, 2023

distant mind

The official title of an indie horror teen graphic novel. In Distant Mind, a teenager named Micah Myriad discovers that he has latent abilities to communicate with the deceased. Shenanigans ensue afterwards.

Hey man, have you read the newest Distant Mind issue?
It fuckin rocks!

by haimerei13! August 29, 2023