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Discord predator

A adult who prays on small children using discord, telling them to do lude and sexual things. They will send nudes and will almost always be fat and retarded.
Yesterday I talked to this discord predator
by Suicidal doorknob April 3, 2019
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Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder

The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.
Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"

Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."
by cheer1 December 26, 2012
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Discord Mod

A fat 30 year old man in his mom's basement living on ramen as a weeb and knows every anime to exist and goes insane when you don't follow discord rules
"Yo I bet your a discord mod loser"
"Shut up and follow the rules"
by A Pimp Named Sickback January 17, 2021
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Erectile Tongue Disorder

Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.
Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.

Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!
by Jackson's Bush October 1, 2016
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Discord Raid

When an organized band of discord users (more than two, by most definitions) attack, spam, and ruin a server for an extended period of time or until they're banned. Usually, Discord raids are in jest and aren't meant to be taken seriously. But for extremist trolls, it can be very personal, and is sometimes taken too far.
"You know that Shrek discord cult I started? We discord raided a prince charming server and practically demolished the entire server"
"Delete my number."
by Jode the Prophet February 21, 2020
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Gaming disorder

A made up "disorder" by a previously reputable organization called WHO. If you play video games when you are alone, you now have a "mental disorder", Although other addictions to activities such as watching movies or watching too many sports are completely normal.
Person 1: Do you play video games instead of doing Math homework?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: OMG!!, I didn't know you had mental issues. Here take this pill, we need to get rid of your "Gaming disorder".
by SJ Warrior August 19, 2018
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Posttraumatic Word Disorder

A condition emanating from having been subjected to an endless torrent of words consisting of meaningless bullshit.
There is no doubt that after a visit with my Bipolar and exceedingly hyperverbal father that I would feel the impact of my deeply ingrained Posttraumatic Word Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2019
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