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Donovan dip out

When one opts out of an obligation. Especially after signing a contract with a professional basketball team for $27.5 million.
I can't believe it! This guy is pulling a Donovan dip out again!
by Charles Negron July 2, 2007
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Doodle Dip

Infamous quote from the obscure 1994 PC game SpaceKids. Repeatedly said by one of the kids whenever they get into some deep doodle shit.

Popularized by Vinny from Vinesauce.
Man: Hey kid, want some ice cream?
Kid: Yes!
Man: Get into my van and I'll show you my newest popsicle flavor: doodle dip!
*pulls out cock*
by thatonehatefulguy January 2, 2019
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don't dip your pen in the company ink

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".
by BlackFox985 December 20, 2010
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double-dip-the-stick

When a male is simultaneously seeing two females, attempting to have sexual relations with both of them.
James: What's John doing wrong?

Jeremy: He's totally trying to double-dip-the-stick!

John: This could work.
by Yoakem January 30, 2009
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hershey double dip

A three way sex act involving at least one male who inserts his penis into the anus of both other participants.
I picked up two girls at the bar last night and took them home and got a Hershey double dip.
by snizzlewizzle December 24, 2015
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You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"
by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017
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Denver Double Dip

When an individual goes an extended period of time without sexually gratifying oneself and then chooses to "Denver Double Dip" by masturbating twice within an hours time. In such situations, the first climax is generally reached quite quickly and with little stimulation needed. However, the second attempt is far more difficult and often requires the use of exotic imagery, including but not limited to; pornographic videos involving midgets and/or transsexuals.
"Let me tell you what, I was so horny that I decided to go for a "Denver Double Dip". The first time was so easy all I had to do was think about it and I went. However, round two of the double dip was much more challenging. I beat it until I was sore, the only thing that helped me reach climax were crazy videos of tranny's getting raw dogged by midgets."
by DDD - August 25, 2013
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