dinosaur

The avocado of the prehistoric age. Green and often bumpy, the dinosaur means "Terrible Lizard". Just like the avocado; a terrible fruit. Dinosaurs are large reptiles, but many believe the CIA simply buried their bones to discourage time travel. It has worked, because obviously I haven't met Elvis yet. Curses.

I am not frightened of that 19 foot to 20 foot T-Rex dinosaur, because of its relatively stubby arms, despite its reptilian flare and tail intensity.

by Rawr Expert May 5, 2011

Dinosaur

Old men that check young girls out or hit on them.

Old man: Hey, would you like me to buy you a drink?

Young girl: Ew! Go away you dinosaur!

by pmgn January 15, 2010

dinosaur

A very strange creature that can eat plants or meat.

Person 1- Hi my names Frank Knopke
Person 2- Hi Dinosaur

by a person genius September 6, 2013

Dinosaur

Terrible Lizards.

Very old.

Very very very very very old.

That's a dinosaur!

by BENCHCULT May 22, 2020

Dinosaur

An adult (typically an older person, but could be any age) that favors outdated and oppressive ideas that are no longer current in today's society. This person likely over shares their perspective without permission, offends easily when their point is countered, and is close-minded when understanding other's perspectives. This term references the Jurassic period because this type of person is a dying breed, and society will eventually move on without them.

Arguing with a dinosaur online is never worth your time.

by LoveyDovey&Shovey July 18, 2020

Dinosaur

A giant bird, did not taste like one I checked.

Person1: I'm actually crying right now. It's a real dinosaur!
Person2: They are just stupid slow lizards!
Person1: *proceeds to break Person2's back*

by ILikeDinosaurs62 August 31, 2022

Dinosaur

The first creature to exist on earth

"Oh my god is that a dinosaur?!"
"No grandma, go back to bed."

by MyFriendIsProbablyGay December 4, 2022