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Denmark, is a quiet country. Not everybody are racists! In fact, there aint many. Though of the Mohamed drawings wich should never had been published!
In Denmark, we do often eat sausages (populair called "langelaender poelser" It means long sausages). My dad do often watch football in the tv while he is eating "langelaendere", drinking beer, and the neighbor is comeing over for some yelling at the bad football players.
Girls are goodlooking! Thin and many blonds :) But watch out boys, cause there are many FAKE BLONDS!
People are nice to each other, and though we dont know each other, most people say hi if you meet this person on the street and get eyecontact. Well, some dont respond or dont care.. But people are nice :)
In Denmark, we do often eat sausages (populair called "langelaender poelser" It means long sausages). My dad do often watch football in the tv while he is eating "langelaendere", drinking beer, and the neighbor is comeing over for some yelling at the bad football players.
Girls are goodlooking! Thin and many blonds :) But watch out boys, cause there are many FAKE BLONDS!
People are nice to each other, and though we dont know each other, most people say hi if you meet this person on the street and get eyecontact. Well, some dont respond or dont care.. But people are nice :)
Mr. Hansen: "Hi you! Dont you live on the other side of the road? Yeah, thought i've seen you before. How's your sisters baby?" ..- This is the kind of kindnees wich is very natural asking stuff like that. We are like this in Denmark.
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Get the Dinkarly mug.Denmark is the best country in the world to live in, hence the excessive amount of swedes wandering the streets of Copenhagen, hoping to get a voucher for free citizenship if they buy enough Tuborg or Carlsberg(danish beer).
The northern territories are occupied by drunk norwegians, and faraoese people, of whom the majority drinks Elefant Oel(Beer with high alcohol procent).
Contrary to popular belief, danish people never really visit the other countries in Scandinavia(no, Finland is not a part of Scandinavia, but danes don't go there either - the only thing you can get in Finland of better quality than in De mark is moose brothels), as they have no reason to, simply because their country is superior and they're afraid of being raped by swedish gays(which is 87% of the swedish population. October 2006 census)
Denmark consists of Jylland(Jutland) and the 2 islands Fyn(Funen) and Sjaelland(Zealand). Copenhagen is located on the latter.
Funen is widely considered to be the weirdest place in Denmark, and is only visited when absolutely necessary, for example when going from Sjaelland to the mainland peninusla of Jylland.
The northern territories are occupied by drunk norwegians, and faraoese people, of whom the majority drinks Elefant Oel(Beer with high alcohol procent).
Contrary to popular belief, danish people never really visit the other countries in Scandinavia(no, Finland is not a part of Scandinavia, but danes don't go there either - the only thing you can get in Finland of better quality than in De mark is moose brothels), as they have no reason to, simply because their country is superior and they're afraid of being raped by swedish gays(which is 87% of the swedish population. October 2006 census)
Denmark consists of Jylland(Jutland) and the 2 islands Fyn(Funen) and Sjaelland(Zealand). Copenhagen is located on the latter.
Funen is widely considered to be the weirdest place in Denmark, and is only visited when absolutely necessary, for example when going from Sjaelland to the mainland peninusla of Jylland.
Dane(in Sweden): Hey I'm danish!
Gang of swedish faggots(always seen with blue and yellow colors painted in their heads, often mistaken for the colors of their flag, but really it's because they're fans of the danish football team Broendby IF which is(by many danes) considered the biggest faggot team in the danish league, hence the massive amount of negative songs about them): GET HIM BOYS !!!
Dane: GET OFF MY PANTS!!! NOoroarARARgarargAR
Example 2:
Scene: Roskilde Festival(biggest music festival in Northern Europe, held once a year during summer in the danish city of Roskilde on Sjaelland)
Drunk swede: I'm swedish yay lets fuck and listen to rave music!! YEYAY
Danes: You WERE swedish (looking at blue and yellow corpse with an abstractively big rectal entrance, probably caused by sexual assault on a moose)
That's Denmark :)
Gang of swedish faggots(always seen with blue and yellow colors painted in their heads, often mistaken for the colors of their flag, but really it's because they're fans of the danish football team Broendby IF which is(by many danes) considered the biggest faggot team in the danish league, hence the massive amount of negative songs about them): GET HIM BOYS !!!
Dane: GET OFF MY PANTS!!! NOoroarARARgarargAR
Example 2:
Scene: Roskilde Festival(biggest music festival in Northern Europe, held once a year during summer in the danish city of Roskilde on Sjaelland)
Drunk swede: I'm swedish yay lets fuck and listen to rave music!! YEYAY
Danes: You WERE swedish (looking at blue and yellow corpse with an abstractively big rectal entrance, probably caused by sexual assault on a moose)
That's Denmark :)
by Peter the 1. of Denmark January 24, 2007
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