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Cloth, paper or hay placed at the base of the penis' urethra to ensure more penetrative ejaculation. The concept originated in the 1770s to increase the range of a cannon.
Customer: Hi, I need some dickwad.

Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?

Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?

Chemist: Anything thin enough will work. Why not try a Laverick? They are on offer at the moment. Buy one get another half price.

Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.
Dickwad by Cherie Booth September 6, 2009
The wad of smegma rolled off your penis into a ball.
Today I ate some of my own dickwad. Yumm!!
Dickwad by Kevin Ladd January 17, 2008
Robert McColley of ComputekMD. If haters keep taking this definition down I will just keep putting it back up so stop tryin' chumps!
BLEEP! BLEEP! (Nextel radio sound) HEY DICKWAD! WHERE ARE YA?
dickwad by Guess Whoooooo? March 1, 2005
Man he's in a dickwad.
Wad of dick. Also known as "dickwaaaaaaaaad" when spoken.
Hey dickwaaaaaaaaad(dickwad), where's my blackberry?
dickwad by Richard Wadd June 11, 2006
An individual whose dick becomes wadified. “Your dick is in a wad” is synonymous with “Your trousers are in a twist”. Could also be used insultingly to describe someone’s lack of masculinity, or the scrunched up appearance of one’s penis.
For example:

Sally: “Jerry’s such a dickwad.”

Jim: “Tell me about it. He’s shriveled.”
Dickwad by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009