Dickwad

The kinda of person who complains about peeling potatoes. Talks to himself and doesn't understand what hygiene is.

"Did you smell that troll over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a dickwad."

by Freaking Jacob Black December 24, 2016

Dickwad

Someone who is a dick, and is very rude. They also have a stupid manor to them

"Aw man, James is such a dickwad!"

by bexxterz June 11, 2014

Dickwad

AKA Rushbo, a pseudo-intellectual bigot with a wide audience of dittoheads.

Did you listen to that Dickwad's rant today about President Obama appointing a WOMAN, Hispanic to be one of the SUPREMES?

by Colorado Bob July 2, 2009

Dickwad

I large group of angry gay men make circle and proceed to jack off

Hey Todd, I was walking to a bar last night and I saw a big dickwad in the alleyway.

by MeatMongrel June 1, 2018

Dickwad

Cloth, paper or hay placed at the base of the penis' urethra to ensure more penetrative ejaculation. The concept originated in the 1770s to increase the range of a cannon.

Customer: Hi, I need some dickwad.

Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?

Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?

Chemist: Anything thin enough will work. Why not try a Laverick? They are on offer at the moment. Buy one get another half price.

Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.

by Cherie Booth September 6, 2009

Dickwad

The wad of smegma rolled off your penis into a ball.

Today I ate some of my own dickwad. Yumm!!

by Kevin Ladd January 17, 2008

Dickwad

A wad of dick, usually a homosexual orgy.

Man he's in a dickwad.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006