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dickus picus

Noun, Latin root dik-uhs pik-uhs: An archaic form of sending a "dick pic" before the existence of modern digital media, used almost exclusively by royalty and the very wealthy. Origins: The subject had to pose nude for long enough time so that the artist could paint the phallus, and then a messenger (often on horseback, for timeliness) would deliver the explicit painting to the consignee (often a mistress).
Use: "Sendeth to me thine dickus picus". Plural: Dicki pici dik-I pik-I
by Slomoxo August 21, 2015
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dickass

1. a 13 year old child who is forced to wear a mask when he gets home from school, and his dad is an alcoholic pedophile.

2. someone who has an asshole that eats cocks
Father: DICKASS, DINNERS READY! GET OUT OF THE DUNGEON!

dickass: MY NAME IS STEPHEN

Father: stephen??

dickass: YES, STEPHEN QUIRE

father: ok, put the mask on dickass, youve ruined everyones meal here

dickass: but da--
father: ILL BE DOWN THERE FOR YOUR DAILY FUDGIN IN A MINUTE

dickass: sorry father

father: its k.
by dickasses old friend May 2, 2010
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Dickassmanwhore

A person, generally a guy, who is a giant dick and an ass at the same time, but also likes to get around, if you know what I mean.

They are usually the ones who get into long relationships, but are only half assed about it.
Guy One: Dude, that guy is a giant dick!
Guy Two: That's James. He's a Dickassmanwhore
by Hugh Jabbut September 25, 2010
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Dickass

Someone who in fact, gets penis in the ass. Either a homosexual or a very loose woman, who is too loose to have a penis in her vagina.
Shain: Hey dickass, get to the back of the bus.
Dickass: I'm sorry for being a homosexual, please shoot me oh mighty straight man.
by Shain November 21, 2004
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Dickasso

An artist known for incorporating the male genitalia into photographs of others, usually as a character of some sort.

Often mistaken for Picasso, the lesser known painter.
Person 1: Who the heck put this dick in my mouth on twitter?
Person 2: You’ve been Dickasso’d mate.
by Definitely_not_Zeemy May 31, 2018
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Dickass

Means: Someone who should Stick a dick up there ass
Person 1: You should Dickass

Person 2: Fuck you!
by DRIP1235049693 August 2, 2020
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DickAssJack

Someone who is not just a dick or a jackass but both
I hate moy he is such a dickassjack
by RawkLee September 8, 2008
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