Dickspacer

Same meaning as cockblocker. Person making a negative influence on you're chance getting a bitch.

I am trying to rizz up a girl but sebastian is such a dickspacer!

by Cmfnrs March 29, 2023

Dickalage

\de.ka.laʒ\ "dick" + "décalage"

1. A portmanteau used to express the temporary emotional jetlag felt when first being away from one's partner.

2. Emotional gap, discrepancy caused by separation.

3. (time) Confusion from being on a schedule that is different from when with one's partner.

Ever since I came back from my trip to visit him, I've had a strong feeling of dickalage because I just miss him so much.

by SexyWordsSmith September 22, 2023

Poseidon's dickslap

Giving a dickslap with a sweaty dick covered with semen.

John gave Bernadette a Poseidon's dickslap after having sexual intercourse.

by Poseidon 5000 October 24, 2018

dickslapper 9000

this young and wonderful animal has a blue dick that can fly it also has a blue ass that can detach

your a dickslapper 9000

by Jaaroom March 9, 2017

dickstove

A male sitting on another males ding dong

jimmy sat on Mr.Matthews bare Johnson

by mick dick June 2, 2003

dickslaping

{dickslaped}

the act of being bossed, or pushed around.

My boss was dickslapping me around all day today
At work, i was dickslaped every which way

by NO MAM August 22, 2005

dickscape

a gay alternative to pronounce RuneScape.

(random fool): yo get on dickscape

(random fool's friend): you mean RUNESCAPE?

(random fool): no shit dumbass i make fun of everything

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfdfhdgs September 29, 2009