dickcontrol

Giving a way the decision when to masturbate to someone. Other Person can decide when ever you masturbate even if it ordinarily wouldn't be a place where you would do it normally.

You: "Can we do dickcontrol?"

by xxh__ July 12, 2019

Dickschnoggle

Train wreck, irresponsible, wreckless, careless, imprudent, impetuous, dumpster fire, delinquent.

The CEO asked for a 2-day strategic planning session, and completely missed a full day of the meeting, what a dickschnoggle. He was still drunk from watching Texas Teck lose the National Championship the night before.

by Texas Hook 'Em April 9, 2019

Dickhunter

A male prostitute, a simp, or a kid mixed with the races black and white. Usually has curly hair that look like pubes.

Fucking dickhunter

by BlackShakespeare March 10, 2020

Dickscotheque

A place where gay people party together, dance, and get sexually excited.

You: Wanna go party?
Me: Yeah, let's go to the dickscotheque and dance

by gregben August 21, 2022

DISCUNT

When a friend will NOT hook up another friend with a discount that he/she (not "he-she") gets somewhere.

That fuck hole friend of yours gave me a DISCUNT and I paid full price!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

dickshun

verb. verbal adj. When a girl tells you an elaborate story to avoid a second date

When she started telling him that her cat had a heart attack, Josh knew he was being dickshunned.

by Gregurff December 2, 2007

dickcunt

someone who is annoying, attention seeking and pisses everyone off. one word isn't enough to describe them so dick and cunt put together is the best way.

urgh that girl is such a dickcunt, all she ever does is talk about herself.

by losershitface April 26, 2015