Dickspot

When a single vehicle occupies more than one space in a parking lot

Mary: "Hey! That looks like an open space over there!"
John: "Yeah it sure does! Oh, wait, that's a dickspot. That truck is taking two spaces so that one is not available"

by mlpie70 May 21, 2011

Dickscount

A discount for dicks.

"I gave that customer a great dickscount, because he was such a dick."

"We will be dickscounting the prices on KY especially for you."

All items are dickscounted, for the dicks.

Dickscounts, dickscounted, dickscounting

by JayyTheOrc May 9, 2018

Dicksnot

Dicksnot - the nasty infected crap that comes out of a penis that impregnates a woman whose child grows up to be a pedophile.

I'm so glad that that Dicksnot is out of my life

by turtlehore December 14, 2018

Dickscratchin

When your partner is rocking your WORLD and he decided he was going to dick tease you but instead you grab on for dear life but SRCATCH a chunk right out of the shaft . "CAT SCRATCH FEVER "....

Guy 1 :Man she was get the dickscratchin and I went to dicktease her by pullin out and...

Guy2: well what happen ?
Guy: got a chunk took out of my dick after I pulled out of the dickscratchin.

by Freaking on hwy 11 May 19, 2019

DICKSHOT

Similar to birdshot, but used for shooting dicks while hunting

I went hunting using dickshot to shoot dicks while hunting.

by Fullterd Man August 20, 2022

Dickshitter

A fellow of the (usual) male sex that is beyond nasty. This person is pukish, inside and out. He will never put on deodorant; hardly ever shower, and when he does he will take a shit in the shower and press it down the drain like a play-doh spaghetti maker. He will show off his shit stains and act like a clingy dick to everybody. Do NOT let this person have a crush on you, he’s into some creepy ass shit.

“You know that one guy that has borderline stalkish behavior, jerks the hotdog in the bathroom, and smells like a bedridden old man that has been sitting in his own feces for weeks? Yeah him, he’s a total Dickshitter.”

by Theboneman November 1, 2023

dickalottapuss

Dickin bitches down left n right!

A man know for his ability to simultaneously handle multiple bitches.

Dom is known as a dickalottapuss!

by Lexiforious May 10, 2024