dickdoo

If your belly sticks out farther than your penis does then you have a dickdoo

if your belly sticks our farther than your dick do

by dmessxpress June 19, 2003

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Broke Dick Dog

Noun

1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.

Q: "Do you see Joe crying in his beer down there?"

A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

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dickdodger

a woman who holds out for waaaay to long... e.g a bitch, a lesbian, or a girl goin out with an ugo....

dude no 1 :damn my ex was a dickdodger, 4 months and she didn't even touch it
dude no 2 : hehe, she touched mine, a dickdodger she was not... maybe your just fugly
dude no 1 : BLAARG *fight ensues*

by the legend of chong January 15, 2010

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dicksography

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.

Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.

by Ian December 25, 2004

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