dickface

What chef Ramsay will call you when you bring a chewed up bit of dog food to the pass and screw up Ben's special.

Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.

Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!

by its raw you donkey! September 8, 2020

Dickanne

Dickanne is a very short and annoying character, basically a dwarf.

Person 1: Is that Dickanne?
Person 2: where?
Person 1: Look down
Person 2: There they are

by CrimsonRedux January 27, 2022

Dickface

A jerk, an asshole, a guy who thinks they know it all, and thinks that they are amazing at singing-when they really suck, they also think they can have whatever they want, commonly referred to as a "Tyler"

Guy- "Dude I could have her if I wanted her"
Girl- "You are such a Dickface!"

by Russel K. January 4, 2010

dickfaced

When you pass out at a party and people write graffiti on your body esp. penises on your face hence dickfaced. If you pass out on a bed your safe from the dickfacing ritual.

Person 1: Dood he passed out I think we should have dickfaced him.

Person 2: Yeah, but he passed out on a bed. He is in the safe zone.

by Toiletpaper Titties February 1, 2008

Dickstance

Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.

Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.

by solstice.barrett February 23, 2010

dickstance

the distance kept away from a fellow man to have a conversation without appearing gay or awkward. normal length 1.5 feet.

Chris: hey Gio, let me tell you something
Gio: alright bro, but keep your dickstance

by Dcoh January 1, 2011

Dick Dance

1. When one or more person(s) suffer from an overload of testosterone combined with extreme boredom that results in sporadic and meaningless conversation, expressed by prancing around while disregarding all work that needs to be done.

1. "WOW! I'm having so much fun picking up these goddamn leaves while Bob and Jaime sit over there and dick dance around!"

2. "Hey, Bob. Where the hell is Jaime?"
"He's out dick dancing while I'm stuck here doing all the fucking work!"

by Joseph Willie December 1, 2007