n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. Examples include an inflatable penis or banana.
by Robert Ricochet September 24, 2005
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Do you remember the 2000's, when EVERYONE said "douchebag?"
This decade, these same douchebag people will be called "dickblisters."
This decade, these same douchebag people will be called "dickblisters."
by gabe3 December 10, 2009
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Combination of ticklish and dick
Combination of ticklish and dick
by Brandumful May 18, 2015
Get the Dickalish mug.An outstanding, antisocial prick or conniving, delusional dickrag/douchebag/shithead who tends to think himself cunning in the scathing statements he makes and in the absolutely egregious prickery of his repulsive and reprehensible behavior.
A real prickbag/prickfuck. A snotfuck. Somone who's face you just want to bash in hard. Typically worthless, clueless, judgemental and deserving of death. So much so that you have to create an entirely new insult to call him a dickblade. An asswipe-mother-fucker. It is pointless to attempt talking to a dickblade. A borderline scumfuck. A fucking dildo. May be secretly anatomically impaired.
A heavy gun insult, spurred into creation by such a prick that only an insult as crude, harshly offensive and shocking as a fucking dickblade would qualify as an of offense against such an asshat.
This is the true definition of dickblade.
A real prickbag/prickfuck. A snotfuck. Somone who's face you just want to bash in hard. Typically worthless, clueless, judgemental and deserving of death. So much so that you have to create an entirely new insult to call him a dickblade. An asswipe-mother-fucker. It is pointless to attempt talking to a dickblade. A borderline scumfuck. A fucking dildo. May be secretly anatomically impaired.
A heavy gun insult, spurred into creation by such a prick that only an insult as crude, harshly offensive and shocking as a fucking dickblade would qualify as an of offense against such an asshat.
This is the true definition of dickblade.
"Man, what a fucking DICKBLADE. That prick-fuck just won't LEARN, will he?"
"What a fucking pukestain. He's just a god damn dickblade."
"Listen up, fuckpalm. I don't understand why you have to be such a remarkable prickhole fucker all the time. Why are you such a dickblade?"
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"Listen up, fuckpalm. I don't understand why you have to be such a remarkable prickhole fucker all the time. Why are you such a dickblade?"
by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014
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by D Flawless August 20, 2020
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"Give me a glass of milk now you pussy."
"Dude you better be more respectful, he's probably a dicksplash."
"Dude you better be more respectful, he's probably a dicksplash."
by Duck man davey November 25, 2013
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