Spotted pickle dick

A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.

Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.

by TrollN8R January 9, 2012

pickle dick

its when a person has a very green penis, but it can also be used as a swear word like for example.

Stop eating my pasta you pickle dick!

by en fjant April 27, 2022

Pickle Dick

Its when you ecumulate alot of sweat and leftover piss and jizz on the end of your penis, It smells like Vinegar or Pickles.

Wow, You have a stinky Pickle dick

by Dr Ushnundarf September 21, 2012

Pickle Dick

When you have sex for so long that the vinegary vaginal acids start to degrade your dick, much like how vinegar transforms a cucumber into a pickle.

Charlie: I saw that you had Taylor over for a long time last night, you got to watch out for that pickle dick.
Jake: Good thing she likes pickles.

by OtisGammaNUG1 July 18, 2013

Pickle-Dick

The act of using a pickle to stimulate a female anus whilst stimulating the vagina with a penis.

"Bro, shit went wild last night, I did a Pickle-Dick on my girlfriend and screamed 'I'm Pickle Diiick!'"

by HumanRick69 September 6, 2021

Pickle Dick

Someone whos dick is like a cucumber and is disliked by women. It is usually used as a term used when a girl/boy talks about their ex's dick.

woman- "LOL, Kenny has a pickle dick."
man- "yea ik..."

by Mschf!!! March 25, 2023

Pickle Dick

When you get to drunk to have sex and you go limp during sex.

(Especially during long distance relationships, when sex is rare.)

Tyler: Oh shit I just went limp.
Nicole: What the fuck you and your pickle dick!

by Hey Zues Christ November 1, 2009