dorm whore

Someone who can't / never will never go to college, but hangs out in / near the dorms and fucks everyone to make friends, usually getting passed around like a pipe full of really good weed. Usually with people they meet on MySpace. Dorm whores can be male of female, but usually gay males who just came out. See also: campus cunt, slamhound, walking std

Dustin Jackson (made it up) met this guy from USF on MySpace, went back to his dorm, and now he's the nightly favorite dorm whore.

by DoMeBarebackDaniel March 25, 2009

Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.

Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

Dormpeed

A giant mass of drunken party goers that migrate after one party ends at a university residents, or when the popo show up and clear the place out.

Folks are visiting!! DORMPEED!!

by skanman April 12, 2009

deformian

A person who looks and acts weird to a level that makes you question their belongingness to both society and humanity.

Yo dude I heard that the deformians were getting rowdy on the band bus.

by deformiancentral August 28, 2023

cereal doormat

For a women to have breadcrumbs or any general mills product caked into her pubic frame.

Say Leslie why are there hearts, stars, and rainbows in your pot of gold?

by ben claude May 6, 2003

Dorm Rat

A student who is anti-social, staying in their dorm all day and night, leaving only for classes.

"Who is that girl? I've never seen her before."
"That's Nancy, she lives across the hall. She's a total dorm rat."

by PaigeStaggs November 15, 2009

Doormat

Something people walk all over when/if they feel like a welcome is a weakness.

You helped me by eliminating yourself from my life over perceived disrespect. We didn't have much of a bond to speak of if I hardly knew you, if I did know you well then your end of the bond was false, but I won't welcome you back a second time, I don't owe you that. I'm not the doormat you thought I was.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021