not exactly stupid, the person can be book smart but can also be: thick headed, clueless, lacking common sense, unable to catch onto hints
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Get the Deseree mug.When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet useless and unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.
Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while 5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric acid went to work to restore the bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.
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Get the Desecrated Toilet mug.Slang term for a hot middle eastern woman, usually used by US troops stationed in Iraq. Synonym: Iraqi Ten
Soldier1: Hey Tim, you see that desert fox over there? She looks like she could be pretty hot if she took off that turban thing.
Soldier2: Roger that John, I'd hit it.
Soldier2: Roger that John, I'd hit it.
by Jack.A. December 3, 2009
Get the desert fox mug.That guy from a girl's past that she will always go back to no matter what. No matter how badly he treated her, how badly it finished or how nice a guy you are, chicks always always go back to Desert Man.
Desert Man tends to appear in a bar when you're just about to score or in other inopportune situations like your wedding day.
Named after the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon dude who steals the girls comb, rides off into the desert and then kidnaps and fucks her. Chicks dig that shit.
Desert Man tends to appear in a bar when you're just about to score or in other inopportune situations like your wedding day.
Named after the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon dude who steals the girls comb, rides off into the desert and then kidnaps and fucks her. Chicks dig that shit.
You - "So, hey we've been getting on really well and I thin we've got something real special going on..."
Her - "Yeah, me too, you're really great. I've never felt this way about anyone befo... Ohh, is that Desert man over there?"(swoon)
Desert Man - (kidney chops girl and throws her over his shoulder) "Back to the desert with us for some dirty desert-lovin' bitch."
You - "Fuck..."
Her - "Yeah, me too, you're really great. I've never felt this way about anyone befo... Ohh, is that Desert man over there?"(swoon)
Desert Man - (kidney chops girl and throws her over his shoulder) "Back to the desert with us for some dirty desert-lovin' bitch."
You - "Fuck..."
by Budalicious May 26, 2005
Get the Desert Man mug.word used by males deployed in the desert to describe a women that starts
to look better the longer you are deployed. You would not think twice in the states about her. They say the desert places tricks on you eyes like a mirage.
to look better the longer you are deployed. You would not think twice in the states about her. They say the desert places tricks on you eyes like a mirage.
Dude look at the girl she is fine!!!!
Man you have been here for 6 months.
Dude, They all start looking better by the day!
Man you have been here for 6 months.
Dude, They all start looking better by the day!
by 84boy November 13, 2004
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