dependabilibuddy

a close friend whom you can always depend on; a bro before hos

me: hey i just got arrested for murder. could you come bail me out?
dependabilibuddy: sure!
me: thanks man... you're my dependabilibuddy
dependabilibuddy: any time

by amattch November 10, 2007

Dependakarensaurus

A combo of a dependapotamus and a karen. This is the final form of depandapotami and Karens.

Jack’s wife, Sarah, is a total dependakarensaurus.

by Toughkneigh January 26, 2020

Dependalogical

Incapable of independent thinking, i.e. unable to think for oneself

Person 1: I think it's highly likely that 9/11 was an inside job. The passing of the USA PATRIOT Act 2001, the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq for the purposes of harvesting opium and stealing oil respectively, the links between the Bush and bin Laden families, the collapse of Building 7 ... I could go on.

Person 2: You're a fucking hippie conspiracy theorist! They said on Fox News that people like you would try to destroy democracy with your lies!

Person 1: Ok, I'm going to end this conversation now. There's no purpose having a discussion with a dependalogical person such as yourself. :)

by Capitana Americá August 8, 2016

dependapapamus

The sorry MotherFucker whos wife is a Veteran and gives orders as if he served

That new safety nazi at work is a dependapapamus

by Cherrymax63 May 21, 2016

Dependapotameal

When your dependa makes you go to a restaurant on Veterans Day for the free meal for her.

“Hey honey, I got your dependapotameal from Golden Corral. You deserve it because ‘you serve too’...”

by Rustled Jimmy’s November 11, 2020

Deveneaux

A last name that's french that NOBODY knows go on, ask ANY body they don't even know how to pronounce that name it's Dev-e-know not Deve-nox.

Google: Deveneaux

It'll auto correct to: Devereux

by DEVeneAuX December 8, 2021

retired dependa

The spouse of a retired service member that still remains as an integral part of the Dependa Online Community.

This dependa typically considers themselves a “professional dependa”, even though they often haven’t stepped couch surfed with a hand on the phone with the other hand in the bag of Doritos since retirement.

Retired dependa: As a professional spouse (dependa), you should listen to me instead of complaining about (fill in the blank) and learn to appreciate your Jody.

by TheMadHatter987654321 July 4, 2023