deuce

1. v. to excrete (#2)
2. n. an excretion

1. dude, i totally got to go take a deuce

2. we got there, and there was this big deuce on the bench

by df_approved March 04, 2005

deuce

A large human weighing in the area of 200 pounds who is definatly obese. When one sees a deuce they immediately throw up 2 fingers to commemorate the overly fat person.

"Hey Hey, to the left, definatly a deuce."

by deuceswild May 04, 2006

deuce

A two dollar canadian coin. So cool that it is hardly ever heard.

"Could i get a loony and four quarters for this deuce?"

by C. Prettiebottom November 12, 2006

deuce

Means lame; opposite of 'ace' meaning cool. Used in Cariboo Region of British Columbia, Canada all through elementary and junior high school in the 70's.

Whoa! You got jumped for your lunch money by that grade eight fucker? That's deuce, man.

by moneyjane March 16, 2005

deuce

a two seater car

used back in the olden days

blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.-manfred mann

by janza face June 26, 2007

deuce

noun or verb - 2 hits of a cigarette

(noun) - Yo lemme get a deuce.
(verb) - Lemme deuce that muthafucka.

by youngbull June 21, 2005

deuce

n. poop
v. to drop terds

by Anonymous February 28, 2003