Derping

Being scared while coughing

Oh my god! Call 911, Kevin is derping so hard

by Nizibishi December 4, 2020

Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Typically used in situations involving lasers, french accents, and a lot of bore ragnarok.

Kevin: “Is derping still a word or is my inner boomer showing?”

Kevin was derping earlier.

by ARC Trooper 5555 December 8, 2020

Derping Shrimp

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.

So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.

by LocalDerpingShrimp September 25, 2011

Derping

To be coughing and scared at the same time.

All that derping for nothing... it all worked out in the end.

by Dalektic December 3, 2020

derping

(v) to derp all over oneslef in a disgraceful manner; to be physically inadequate

"Now you're just derping all over yourself"

by Sherpadurpppay May 10, 2010

Love Derping

Basically, it's the equivalent of cock blocking for kids or super religious people who abstain from premarital sex.

Speaking of love derping, earlier today Becky and I were talking after church, I had her eating out of the palm of my hand with every word I said. Then Randy came and started talking about Pokemon Go and she walked away. He totally love derped me!

by metalsandman999 May 23, 2017

Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.

Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"

by CaptainYuri April 24, 2011