derp

derp is just a funny noise that can be used to replace pretty much any word.

"Oh man, what a derp."

"I totally derped it on Tuesday."

by Jimy March 30, 2005

derp

Derp... is an acronym for
D.Don't
E.Ever
R.Rape
P.Pigs

farmer: HEY!! WHAT DO U THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY PIGS!!
child: I'm raping them
farmer: STOP! THIS FARM BELIEVES IN DERP

by daxtonizawesome September 11, 2011

derp

Sound simultaneously expressing supreme dorkiness and excitement of boston terriers.

derp, derp, derp (repeat until satisfied)

by BT Supreme January 20, 2011

derp

A derp is the guy in the bright clubby striped shirt who waits in line for 2 hours to get into, well, a club. Granted, it’s nighttime, but the derp still wears the euro-trash sunglasses. The derp has far too much pomade in his hair. On top of this, the derp acts like he is a member of high-society, when in fact the derp is actually just high-maintenance white trash.

let's get out of this bar, it's loaded with derps.

by fycfan#1 March 31, 2005

derp

Degradingly erotic reproductive practices, recommended only for the most masochistic, wanton harlots. Subject usually has difficulty walking for like a day.

Shut yo' mouth and open yo' legs, bitch, yo' in for some srs derp.

by usernameunavailable November 09, 2011

derp

A state of being. To be extremely messed up, usually from excessive amounts of good marijuana.

WOW that purple was delicious, DERP!!!

by SAMPSON September 11, 2003

derp

a word that is used as a filler in order to add a comic relief.

Used by the most awesome person in response to something very outlandish or cute

to express excite during an activity

to express "I Love You" when said 3 times consecutively

said by the cutest girl ever

What the derp?

Berka Derp Derp!

DERP DERP DERP!!!

"yesterday was flipping derp!!"

by cloelzbah February 18, 2010