expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been

i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO

Doddam he stupid and a dumbass, bitch stap it and get help

"GOD FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO"

by Youlordjebuscrise December 3, 2019

Depresso

The depresso is a coffee you have with the person you are interested in after they told you they are seeing someone and it's too late to back out now.

Man I can't believe she is seeing someone, but it was a good depresso at the very least

by PhD Dr. Congo July 13, 2023

Depresso latte

The drink you order for a moody,needy depressed cunt

Kristie ordered Adam a depresso latte cause he was being a sensitive cunt again.

Order that faggot fuck a depresso latte he’s whining like a lil bitch.

by Beth Putin May 13, 2022

Depresso Espresso

Noun
The physical form of depression when you drink your espresso.

Adjective
The way to describe a depressed person who drinks espresso everyday.

Noun
Ahh it seems as Fabian Jablonski has taken the Depresso Espresso

Adjective
Depresso Espresso Nick Lin sat there in a bad mood.

by getbullied69 July 12, 2020

Depresso

The name given to the often multiple espressos you consume in an attempt to pull yourself out of bed after a depressive episode in order to face the world. Effects usually take a short time to kick in which can fortunately be used in order to take care of some of the shit you’ve been ignoring before starting to feel a lot better and clearer mentally :D

Hey man have you seen Jeff recently?

Not really? I don’t think I’ve seen him out of his room…

Haha drop him off a can of depresso from the fridge and he’ll be out in no time!

by Dyyyllll August 4, 2022

depresso

When the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf makes your espresso wrong on purpose because they are just that evil. You now have do deal with a salty espresso because they kicked you out.

I hate this Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf location! They made my order wrong. Guess I have to deal with this depresso :(

by NessPlays64 February 11, 2025