smooth dumplings

Shaved testicles.

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!

by not2greene September 8, 2011

Dabbin Dumplings

When you're at the end of the toothpaste (or anything in a tube) and you're trying to get that last bit out.

Yo Ma! We need more toothpaste. I'm Dabbin Dumplings ova here.

by sachemisms December 5, 2017

Rotating Dumplings

Slurping protein dumplings from one another’s orifices.

I was still so turned on we started rotating dumplings after our nap.

by The word of god November 3, 2019

satan's dumplings

Dog poo

We had a great party round at ours last week, unfortunately someone gave our lass's Bedlington terrier a bowl of Guinness and beef vindaloo the next morning the kitchen floor was covered in satan's dumplings

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017

Green tea and dumplings

A sexual fetish involving steeping testicles to make tea, and ejaculating into the tea mixture to make gooey "dumplings".

My girl is into some weird sex stuff, she asked me to make green tea and dumplings.

by Coolioreborn June 11, 2017

Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock

"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"

by Your guy ty December 11, 2018

Sugar Dumplings

That high school (or middle school) clique group of girls that dress in pink or other pastels 24/7, try to make their...upper torso as "appealing" as possible, talk in light voices so as to sound "cute", and never turn their "flirting", as it's called, engines off.

Sugar dumplings make me embarressed to be female sometimes.

by minari-naga August 15, 2004