A swell dude named Ty who has a heck of a time getting his life together and as a result just kinda flops fetchingly through life like a lifeless blob of lard swirling in a chasm that is juxtaposed between chaos and helplessness.
by #Jellylicious 😎 November 09, 2018
by Your banking advisor August 08, 2011
by Steve_Juggernaut March 11, 2011
The act of letting off a nasty fart while using the ATM at the bank after hours, and quickly exiting and shutting the door for the next customer to enjoy. May also apply to skanking out the bathroom at Starbucks and giggling as you leave it for the next customer to "experience ".
by GordoLoco January 29, 2020
the deposit of faithpoop
by MoralityisForPoopFaces March 17, 2010
The money a property management company will ask you to pay before renting one of their apartments/units to you, which they will hold until you move out and leave the property in the same condition you recieved it. A.K.A Money you will never see again.
by Ye Olde Balls October 08, 2009
(Noun): To masturbate whilst standing on one's head, then upon the point of orgasm, shooting one's ejaculate into one's own mouth.
His shoulders on the ground and his naked backside pressed against the marine-themed wallpaper, the Direct Deposit left him with a face full of his own man-seed.
by Sir Michael McEwan April 30, 2008