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delusional

this guy dylan is going delusional for cats
by mattybertrandy May 6, 2012
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delusional

Believing something to be true that is clearly not.
San Antonio Spurs fans are delusional to think they still have a title contending team when the Lakers are clearly superior.
by h2b September 6, 2010
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Delusional

Someone who is not thinking clearly, or thinks something will happen that, in all likelyhood, will not.
guy1: If we sacked Wenger we'd win the league Fam. Believe Blud.
guy2: Dude, you're fucking delusional. You'd finish 6th and bitch about utd at every opportunity. Change the record.
by Schube1983 May 24, 2017
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Delusional

Julia.....Double chin girl that think she has musical talent and her muisical talent does exactly what her body ordor confuses the soul just like her father
Juliza is so delusional she believes she has skills but I wish she used the time pacticing taking showers
by El emortal June 6, 2018
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Delusional

Believing something that is demonstrably untrue.
I choose to be happy right now.

Do you? Weren't you just talking about how you wanted to uproot you life and leave? Why didn't you just choose to be happy then instead of feeling that way?

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I guess I'm just a dumb, delusional, goblin-faced whore. The idea that I could just arbitrarily choose which emotions I feel is ridiculous. I should kill my kids and myself. I deserve it.

That's a good idea. I wish I had though of that. I'll share it on Facebook.
by Hym Iam December 7, 2020
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delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration
My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.
by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008
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delusional twat

One who thinks they are something that they clearly are not.
by Shinigami June 12, 2003
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