dehydration station

An empty water station, that makes you feel dehydrated when you try to take water from it
the hydration station is currently a dehydration station
by hungryhippo12 April 18, 2017
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dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.
"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."
by er1ko February 07, 2021
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Dehydration Gun

The inverse of a Chekhov's Gun.

A literary device that would be perceived as vital to the plot of a story, only to hold little to no actual significance later.

Not to be confused with a Red Herring, which are used intentionally to mislead or distract the reader. A Dehydration Gun would commonly result from poor writing decisions, or plot holes.

The term derives from an item of the same name, in the movie 'Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate', where it would have been a valid solution to many of the obstacles the movie provides, but is not used.
"Wait... Couldn't they have just used that thing from the beginning of the story?"

"I know, right? But no, it just turned out to be a Dehydration Gun."
by C.A.I.S.E_E May 15, 2024
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Dehydrated Wig

A wig that looks very dry and cheap.
She wore a red dehydrated wig to the concert.
by Queen Of Accountability February 28, 2025
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dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.
Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.
by DickSlaya69 November 30, 2015
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Dick-dehydration

when one is dehydrated from not having dick in their mouth, or their pussy is dehydrated
dick-dehydration is when you have no dick in your life; or it can mean that a males dick is all dry and crusty from to many sexual intercourse.
by babygirl😍💜 January 10, 2018
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Dehydrated Whore

"She's not a thirsty bitch, she's a Dehydrated Whore!"
"Better watch out for that stank eye from the Dehydrated Whore!"
by Destroyer D 69 December 19, 2024
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