dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014

Dehydrated Whore

"She's not a thirsty bitch, she's a Dehydrated Whore!"

"Better watch out for that stank eye from the Dehydrated Whore!"

by Destroyer D 69 December 18, 2024

dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.

Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.

"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."

by er1ko February 6, 2021

Dehydrated

This refers to a bitch who's salty and thirsty...

That bitch is dehydrated as fuck I need to get up off this other bitch's man

by NikeEliete June 24, 2025

dehydration station

An empty water station, that makes you feel dehydrated when you try to take water from it

the hydration station is currently a dehydration station

by hungryhippo12 April 17, 2017

Dehydrated

A person who acts beyond thirsty for attention by bringing up sexual related activities which are irrelevant to the current topic being talked about.

Did you notice how dehydrated she/he was acting for my attention?

by Dezmadre August 3, 2022