Deflated

My tits

Once lovely round grapefruits with nipples pointing clearly straight ahead

Now like used condoms dangling from my clavicle with the nipples clearly pointing south

Breast feeding is great for the kids but horrendous for your tits

My tits are so deflated when I sit down my nipples land in my tummy button

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

scud deflectors

n. Those giant, relatively ugly sunglasses that most college-aged, sometimes skanky girls wear around incessantly in an attempt to make themselves look hotter by blocking out half their face. Thank Paris Hilton for this look.

Charles: Hey man, you see that hot girl over there?
Pablo: She's probably not hot, it's just a trick of the scud deflectors. An illusion, if you will.
(Charles walks over and talks to her, during which time she takes off her deflectors to clean them.)
(Charles face melts as if he just opened the Arc of the Covenant.)
Pablo: Toldja so.

by T-Rent December 11, 2007

Word deflation

The phenomenon that occurs when a powerful descriptive word becomes popular and then loses its power though repetition and incorrect use. The word awesome was once reserved for sights like the Niagara Falls and accomplishments like climbing Mt. Everest, but now it can be appropriately used to describe a really good sandwich. Word deflation ultimately requires using or inventing an even more powerful descriptive word to gain the previous effect of the now deflated word. A car crash must be horrific if taking a really long time to find a parking spot is horrible.

I knew the word epic had suffered major word deflation when Kaylen used it to describe the results of his last trip to the bathroom.

by Topper 7770 July 4, 2011

Best friend...by default

When someone tells you you're their best friend but you are painfully aware you're their ONLY friend.

Chum: "you're my best friend"
Lee: "yeah! Best friend...by default!!"

by Chumbo82 July 17, 2017

deflatriot

Name given to the New England patriots.

We're playing the deflatriots next week.

by Kaylarenee1210 May 8, 2015

Default World

A slang term used by people who have been to Burning Man (Burners) to describe the world outside of the Burn. The outside world is said to be 'default' because it's viewed as the version provided in lieu of a world one would have chosen if given the option. See also "cop out".

The gift economy, radical self-reliance and self-expression, art cars, and unpredictable day-to-day adventures of Black Rock City make me never want to return to the Default World.

by Andotech August 30, 2018

deflective arguing

This is when somebody argues by DEFLECTING anything said against them.

They will NEVER address any issues brought against them or their point but will instantly bring something else up to change the subject

Deflective racists use this tactic whenever a situation/fact is brought up that goes against there beliefs

People do this because they know damn well if they try to address the issue or stay relevant to it, there entire argument will get derailed

deflective arguing

by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010