Chinese Dentist

Casual slang for two-thirty in the afternoon, as in Tooth-Hurty.
Can be used to arrange meet-ups at two-thirty in the presence of others who you do not want to attend. However, it only caters for a very small region of time.

Bob: Alright, see you at chinese dentist.
Phil: Nice one.
Alex: What? Where's the chinese dentist?

by lbr11 October 3, 2011

sleep dentistry

the act of having one's teeth pulled while sleeping.

Go wiggle your loose tooth or I will be forced to perform sleep dentistry on you.

by Miss Deuces May 9, 2011

Purple Dentist

The pants-dwelling male professional that wants to inspect the inside of your mouth.

"My purple dentist gave her/him a clean bill of health!"

by Gozdan July 17, 2018

straight from the dentist

meaning doing the illegal substance called cocaine and becoming a public mess off of it.

friend 1: dude after i boofed the cocaine i was straight from the dentist
friend 2: fuck yea

by lmao sofia March 8, 2020

Not a dentist but id give you a filling

an extremely impressive pick up line known to make the bundalengerz cream and come back to the AP as quickly as possible.

HsTikkyTokky - "you alright gal i'm not a dentist but id give you a filling"
Girl "yes daddy H fill me up, how far is your AP?
HsTikkytokky - "AP's 5 mins away"
Girl - *creams herself*

by stud420 September 16, 2021

chinese dentist

A mythical person who is said to exist in remote areas of China, but has never been sighted by a reputable source. If existent, he would fix teeth and make them look better. The evidence just simply isn't there to announce he's real.

Mr. Li was excited. He rushed into his home and shouted at his family, "I just saw him! I saw the chinese dentist! He's real, and he gave me a stick with bristles on it!! Behold this magical brush!"

by Horace Zemelli November 26, 2006

Eye Dentist

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more hours.

Oh, so you're not a "real doctor," you're an eye dentist

by Pattyfitz December 7, 2014