defbar

most definitely embarrassing

she was defbar last night

by jack jack jack November 26, 2007

defo

1. Without any doubt, to be totally sure about something, or completely confident about it.

2. Complete clarity, with no mistake.

Court: Defo
Alex: Eh?
Court: My version of definitely

Alex: So did you wanna go and watch the show court?
Court: DEFO!

by Alex Pipe & Courtney July 8, 2004

defibberlator

Medical device designed to make people stop telling lies. A shocking but necessary invention.

Jason told me he went out with Gwenyth Paltrow last night, so I had no choice but to use my defibberlator on him.

by Moofenstein December 23, 2009

defo smashed

A term used to describe two or more individuals in the same picture (athletes and celebrities especially) insinuating they engage in a sexual intercourse, therefore the post-coital photography is made. The term originated came from twitter or Instagram (aka ZuccPhotoAlbum)

least horny r/nbacirclejerk user: *sees a picture of Luka and salt bae* Defo smashed fr 🔥🔥🔥👿👿👿👿

by MilkLizard October 9, 2021

Deformed Dog

A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers

Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers

Another guy: deformed dog lmao

by Mikufigurine April 6, 2022

defoxify

To unlearn the false information which one has heard on Fox News.

Sarah: I just heard Tucker Carlson tell me that gay jewish muslim communist atheist Mexicans are coming over the border to steal our jobs and teach our children how to kill their babies and have sex with other men.
Abigail: It sounds like you need too defoxify.

by CedricDoodlehopper January 22, 2023

Jamaican Defibrillator

The act when CPR is administered on an inebriated person by (at least) 3 Jamaicans by slapping their man meat on the person's chest for resuscitation.

Kirsten was on vacation in Jamaica and passed out at the bar. She finally woke up after she got a Jamaican Defibrillator.

by Stefalpha July 25, 2016