Sketch Detector

Noun: A device only attained by a select few of the elite. It's design is of alien technology and origin, but it's uses are vast on planet Earth. Main Uses Include: Detecting whether or not an individual is sketchy.

Note: When exposed to severe cases of Sketchyness the detector has been known to break from too much stress.

The rich man used his Sketch Detector to find out the girl he brought home was a triflin' ho.

by Hendro December 22, 2008

apex defecator

A person, who by virtual of their physical size or dietary habits, produces bowel movements that dominate the fecosystem.

Ben froze in his tracks and backed slowly away from the stall, breathing only through his mouth. From the carnage within, it was clear he had blundered into the lair of an apex defecator

by The Working Dead June 30, 2016

frost detectors

a womans nipples

Hey man, look at Christa's frost detectors, they could poke an eye out!

by monkeyjuice4824 August 25, 2008

Timey-Whimey Detector

A machine that is used by the Doctor, in the BBC series Doctor who. It goes ding when there's stuff.

*Alien monster fish beast flies overhead a blue box*
*Man comes out of blue box and chases after it screaming Allons y*

Timey-Whimey Detector: "DING"

by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 22, 2010

the defecators

The most kick ass awe-inspiring crime fighting duo of all time and continuance. That uses any and all nessesary tactics. including tag up attacks such as THE DEFECATION ANNIHILATION.


These super hero geniuses were the master brain childs of Dan Olson and Eric Kok.

Super Man aint got shit on the defecators.

by defecator January 24, 2004

Smoke detector

An indicator that you are a bad cook

Don't burn your bacon or you will hear the smoke detector

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

smoke detector

1. A device that will send out a loud alarm when triggered by the presence of smoke, though many people no longer regard the warning as an actual warning

*beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!*

--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!

--What's that mean!

--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.

--Oh.

*house burns down*

by idonthavaname August 14, 2006